Don't Be Obvious
I enjoy everything that is completely wonderful in this universe. Also, a firm user of the Oxford comma.
callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

September 30
16 hours ago

Eternally bound by friendship and love.

16 hours ago

sad-kick:

Perfect.

16 hours ago

biteme-derekhale:

esexist:

why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up

By Fall out boy

16 hours ago

dragonshae:

I made my friend a card for her birthday…

16 hours ago
thisiseverydayracism:

postracialcomments:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

clarknokent:

Bruh



well damn

That came in like a wrecking ball.

thisiseverydayracism:

postracialcomments:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

clarknokent:

Bruh

well damn

That came in like a wrecking ball.

16 hours ago
annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

16 hours ago
16 hours ago
willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

16 hours ago