Don't Be Obvious
I enjoy everything that is completely wonderful in this universe. Also, a firm user of the Oxford comma.

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

laureninlilly:

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

bwaaaaa I can’t

laureninlilly:

awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?

bwaaaaa I can’t

5 hours ago
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

oh look who’s recovered from the last movie just in time TO DIE
dont look at me

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

oh look who’s recovered from the last movie just in time TO DIE

dont look at me

5 hours ago
6 hours ago

pilotstwentyone:

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my initial reaction to any relationship ever

6 hours ago
plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

6 hours ago

sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

6 hours ago

anotherjourneybytrain:

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

"Who are they?" "What’s going on?" I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE FILM AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, I DID NOT WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT.

6 hours ago

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

6 hours ago